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Guess who's in the approaching carriage?

If you guessed Lady Catherine, then I can only assume it's because you've read the book before because otherwise you'd be about as surprised as Mrs Bennet and Kitty (who were less surprised, we are told, than Elizabeth - have you noticed, by the way, that Mary seems to have been almost entirely done away with recently? But I digress).

Lady Catherine in the house

Lady Catherine turns up and comes inside - in that, at least, she's better than her daughter. She leaves her attendant in the carriage. She has come from Rosings, in Kent - a fact we learn when she says she saw the Collinses two days ago. She has spent quite a long time travelling to pay what turns out to be a very rude visit (on both sides, if I'm being hones, although truly, Lady Catherine has it coming to her).

She enters the house and sits down without a word. As the highest ranking female in the room, she is entitled to precedence of a sort, even if she is a guest, but truly, she should have attended to introductions first and waited to be asked to sit. Of course, shortly after sitting down, she criticizes the grounds (the "park") as small, then criticizes the sitting room as "inconvenient" because it faces west, and might therefore be expected to be hot and/or sunny in the summer. And then, she cuts Mrs Bennet off (which is, on the one hand, a sort of small mercy, because Mrs Bennet does rattle on, but still - she's being terribly rude to her putative hostess), stands up, and pretty much demands that Lizzy take a hike with her. Lady Catherine is then rude in a different manner by opening doors to rooms inside the house to inspect them; at least she pronounces them to be okay. Yeesh.

Lady Catherine in the prettyish kind of little wilderness

As they're walking along in silence, Elizabeth cannot believe that she ever believed Mr Darcy was high and mighty in the way that his aunt was. It's a nice introduction to the topic of Darcy, although Elizabeth and Lady Catherine are about to get into quite a discussion about him. On entering the wilderness, Lady Catherine truly veers into a wild course of action, pretty much attacking Lizzy, who is completely clueless as to why Lady Catherine is in her yard.

Turns out that Lady C has heard a rumor that Darcy intends to marry Lizzy, and she's decided to meddle in her nephew's love life. She has apparently decided that, as between the two of them, Lizzy is the weaker link, so she's started her assault at Longbourne. She's hoping to be told that there's no change of an engagement between them, but since she starts out so rudely, Elizabeth immediately gets her back up and starts toying with Lady Catherine over semantics, more or less.

Lady Catherine: You know why I'm here, Miss Bennet.
Tell me what I want to know.

Elizabeth: O_o
Indeed, Madam, I have no idea what you're doing here.

Lady Catherine: A report reached me saying you're going to marry my nephew, something I consider impossible. I am positive it's a pack of lies, which is why I've just spent two days in a carriage to hightail it here.

Elizabeth: O_o
If you think it's impossible, I don't know why you bothered coming all this way.

Lady Catherine: Well, obviously, I want you to confirm that it's all a pack of lies.


Elizabeth: O_o
But doesn't your coming here seem to prove it might be true?

Lady Catherine: Look, I'm sure it's you who's been spreading this rumor. I want you to tell me there's absolutely no basis for it whatsoever.

Elizabeth: O_o
I don't actually have to tell you what you want to hear.

Lady Catherine: *footstomp*
HAS MY NEPHEW ASKED YOU TO MARRY HIM?

Elizabeth: O_o
"Your ladyship has declared it to be impossible."

Lady Catherine: *mumbles* Well, it should be impossible, unless he's a cottonheaded ninnymuggins. But you may have danced the dance of the seven veils, or done the lambada - the forbidden dance lured him in.

Elizabeth: O_o!
If I had done such a thing, I'd hardly admit it.

Lady Catherine: "Miss Bennet, do you know who I am? I have not been accustomed to such language as this. I am almost the nearest relation he has in the world, and am entitled to know all his dearest concerns." [KRF: LOL! I'm betting Darcy wouldn't see it quite the same way!]

Elizabeth: O_o!
Be that as it may, you have no entitlement to know my business.

Lady Catherine: Darcy is going to marry my daughter! They're engaged! SO THERE!
Neener neener!

Elizabeth: O_o?
If that's the case, you can't have any reason to think he'd ask me to marry him.

Lady Catherine: Did I say engaged? I meant that my sister (his mother) and I planned on them getting engaged. You know - keep it all in the family. The wealth and the genes. So clearly, propriety demands that you bugger off!

Elizabeth: Even if I were to bugger off, it wouldn't guarantee that he's going to marry your sickly daughter. I'm just saying that you obviously failed the course on logic. So if he asks me, why couldn't I accept him?

Lady Catherine: O_o
Look, it's like this: his family will never talk to you or even say your name, and the whole world will censure you.

Elizabeth: Is that seriously all you've got? Because I'm betting there are enough perks to being Mrs Darcy that I wouldn't mind the family bit, and I seriously doubt that the entire world would give a rat's ass.

Lady Catherine: "Obstinate, headstrong girl! I am ashamed of you!" *sits down to belabor the many ways in which Elizabeth is a disappointment, including mention of "The upstart pretensions of a young woman without family, connections, or fortune. Is this to be endured! But it must not, shall not be. If you were sensible of your own good, you would not wish to quit the sphere in which you have been brought up."*

Elizabeth: "In marrying your nephew, I should not consider myself as quitting that sphere. He is a gentleman; I am a gentleman's daughter; so far we are equal."

Lady Catherine: "True. You are a gentleman's daughter. But who was your mother? Who are your uncles and aunts? Do not imagine me ignorant of their condition."

Elizabeth: "Whatever my connections may be, if your nephew does not object to them, they can be nothing to you."

Lady Catherine: "Tell me once for all, are you engaged to him?"

Elizabeth: *wishes she could say she was*
"I am not."

Lady Catherine: Promise me that you won't get engaged to him.


Elizabeth: O_o
No way.

Lady Catherine: Come off it. You can't marry him. Besides the excellent reasons I've already given you, there's your youngest sister's patched-up elopement - and with the son of Mr Darcy's steward! "Heaven and earth! -- of what are you thinking? Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?"

Elizabeth: O_o! "You can now have nothing farther to say. You have insulted me in every possible method. I must beg to return to the house."

Lady Catherine: *heaps scorn and invective on Lizzy, then asks if she's determined on having Darcy - seriously, if she wasn't determined before, this sort of effort might have been enough to get her to commit just to piss Lady Catherine off*

Elizabeth: "I have said no such thing. I am only resolved to act in that manner, which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without reference to you, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me."

Lady Catherine: "I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased."

The 1995 BBC adaptation did a terrific job with this, although they did cut some of the dialogue (as did I, for that matter). By all means, stop at the 5:37 mark unless you wish to peek ahead into the next chapter:




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(Anonymous)
Feb. 25th, 2011 09:38 am (UTC)
tanita says:
Heh. This is my favorite bit almost -- all of that RAGE to control someone else who could care less what she thinks.
kellyrfineman
Feb. 25th, 2011 03:53 pm (UTC)
Re: tanita says:
This entire chapter is made of win.
slatts
Feb. 25th, 2011 02:40 pm (UTC)
Love the icon-head actors in your web play!
kellyrfineman
Feb. 25th, 2011 03:54 pm (UTC)
Such a lengthy post deserved graphics, I thought.
slatts
Feb. 25th, 2011 04:03 pm (UTC)
You thought well...
Looks good!

I always like the layout of your posts—though I don't always read it—I like what it looks like.
kellyrfineman
Feb. 25th, 2011 04:12 pm (UTC)
Re: You thought well...
As Austen said, "An artist cannot do anything slovenly."

As Billy Crystal as Fernando Lamas said, "It's not how you feel, it's how you look."
jessica_shea
Feb. 25th, 2011 03:10 pm (UTC)
Ooh, I love this scene! Lady Catherine is such a befuddled bitch in it, and Lizzy is so fantastic.
kellyrfineman
Feb. 25th, 2011 03:55 pm (UTC)
Lady Catherine never learned that old proverb about catching more flies with honey, did she? She's just so certain she's in command, and then is completely bewildered when Lizzy's back goes up and she refuses to kowtow. This entire chapter is made of win.
rachelswardrobe
Feb. 25th, 2011 04:35 pm (UTC)
Bravo Miss Austen, such a wonderfil scene with so many quotable nuggets and bravo Kelly for this wonderful post complete with little Lizzy and Lady Catherine heads - marvellous!
kellyrfineman
Feb. 25th, 2011 04:40 pm (UTC)
This entire chapter is made of win, in my opinion. I doubt that Austen would have acted as Lizzy did, since she was very wrong to speak as she did to a superior/elder in the way she did, but it was almost certainly wish fulfillment on the part of a young Jane Austen!
(Anonymous)
Feb. 25th, 2011 05:30 pm (UTC)
Much as I like Judi Dench in other roles, I felt she was mostly too intimidating to play Lady Catherine, whose ridiculousness must not be lost.
kellyrfineman
Feb. 25th, 2011 10:10 pm (UTC)
I think that Judi Dench could have played her as ridiculous, but Joe Wright, the director, didn't want to go that route. He was mistaken about a lot of the characters, and didn't want Mrs Bennet to seem silly, either. He believes that Mr and Mrs Bennet have a warm, loving relationship. Which just goes to show why he should never have been allowed to direct the film, in my opinion, since he doesn't understand the novel or its characters. (He wanted to leave out Lydia's elopement and, in fact, everything except Lizzy & Darcy's romance, and he changed the nature of the sisterly relationship between Lizzy and Jane irrevocably (and wrongly) when he had Lizzy keep Darcy's proposal to herself, for instance.)

Aaaaaand . . . I have gone all ranty there. Sorry.
fuzzyfostermom
Feb. 26th, 2011 12:21 am (UTC)
I confess I liked Judi Dench in the role, though I'm sure the fact that I just love her played into that. But I do sort of feel I'd rather see her played with the amount of dignity she possesses in her own mind - to have her actually played as ridiculous just makes it all a bit too obvious, to me. She SHOULD be intimidating - if she wasn't, how would she get away with everything she's always allowed to get away with? You have to be a certain kind of person to go poking around in someone else's house, commenting on their rooms, when you haven't even been invited to the house in the first place and have only come there to be insulting. I like her to be intimidating - and Lizzie to be the only one who doesn't fall for it. Nobody else sees her ridiculousness - so we only see it through Lizzie's eyes.

I enjoyed Edna May Oliver in the 1940 edition, too, I must admit, despite the thoroughly silly plot change. Then again, I also love Edna May Oliver as a character actress.

"cottonheaded ninnymuggins" *writes that one down*

I can't quite get over the marcel wave in this 1995 edition. Seems a bit early.
kellyrfineman
Feb. 26th, 2011 01:17 am (UTC)
"Cottonheaded ninnymuggins" is from the movie ELF, starring Will Ferrell. (I really like that movie.)
writerjenn
Feb. 26th, 2011 01:01 am (UTC)
Another translation
Lady C: I have come all this way to tell you not to marry my nephew, even though I'm sure he has no intention of marrying you, because he is destined for my daughter.

Lizzy: Do you understand that what you've just said is contradictory, and that you're not making a whole lot of sense? Besides which, you're bossy.

Lady C: Don't be a fool. If you ARE thinking about marrying him, get that thought out of your head right now, because you're not good enough for him.

Lizzy: For someone who's so sure that a match between Darcy and me could never happen, you're trying AWFULLY hard to prevent it. Makes me start to hope that maybe there's something there. But in any case, step off, lady! It's none of your business.

Lady C: Everything is my business.

Lizzy: I'm actually not going to kiss your butt like everyone else in the world does.

Lady C: Well, I never! You've ticked off the wrong woman now, missy. I'm about to leave in a huff and make your life as miserable as I can!

Lizzy: Yeah, whatever.
kellyrfineman
Feb. 26th, 2011 01:15 am (UTC)
Re: Another translation
LOL!
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