Wanted: filing gnomes
- Jun. 21st, 2006 at 9:14 AM
Everyone knows that there are sock gnomes and underpants gnomes. I am hoping that there are some that come around and do your filing. I've got a large, untidy stack (okay, make that stacks) of paperwork around, and SOMEONE has to deal with it.
Sigh.
Maybe it's elves that I want. They're the helpful sort, at least to shoemakers and tailors.
Sigh.
Maybe it's elves that I want. They're the helpful sort, at least to shoemakers and tailors.
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You have Legolas helping you clean your house?!
Er, did Aragorn show up by chance? I can be over in a flash...
Good luck with the stacks. :)
Step Two - ?
Step Three - Profit (from publication and reader adoration)
Step Four - send filing gnomes to sruble's house; she has a big stack of papers to file too :0)