• Mood: procrastinating
• Music: the ding ding ding of piano keys being tuned

Wanted: filing gnomes

Everyone knows that there are sock gnomes and underpants gnomes. I am hoping that there are some that come around and do your filing. I've got a large, untidy stack (okay, make that stacks) of paperwork around, and SOMEONE has to deal with it.

Sigh.

Maybe it's elves that I want. They're the helpful sort, at least to shoemakers and tailors.