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With Chanukah starting on the 20th and Christmas only days behind, most everyone I know is getting ready for a major holiday meal (or two, or three, depending). Today, I thought I'd share an original poem of mine. It's an instruction poem, which means just what it sounds like - it's a poem written as a set of instructions. It's not exactly a Martha Stewart checklist.

Holiday Dinner To-Do List
by Kelly Ramsdell Fineman

Begin your preparations five days ahead.
Defrost the silver,
Polish the turkey until it gleams.
Iron the table,
Fold the extra leaves into the tablecloth.
Four days ahead, shop.
Remember pie; forget salad – it is better left too late.
Start the oven two days before,
neverminding a day has been skipped.
Develop the cranberry sauce;
Combine the gravy giblets;
Finish the pie, but not whip the cream.
If stuffing the turkey, stale the bread.
Put rings on the glasses, lay knives to guard the plates.
One day before, store the casseroles:
Peel them into the fridge for safekeeping.
Remember salad.
On the holiday itself, baste the white wine.
Preheat the turkey. Stuff the oven.
Baste the potatoes; mash the salad;
Reheat the conversation; enjoy the side dishes.
After the meal: Brew the whipped cream.
Beat the coffee into stiff peaks with a bit of sugar.
Remember the rolls, unbake them.
Clear the guests, wash the table, wait for next year.

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( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 9th, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC)
Very cool poem. Have you submitted it somewhere? I'm thinking a women's mag might like this...
Dec. 9th, 2011 09:09 pm (UTC)
Such fun! And I'm nodding reading it, because that's often how it feels the closer it gets to a holiday meal... thanks for sharing!
Carleen Armstrong
Dec. 9th, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC)
That is absolutely hilarious and cleverly wordsmithed and completely a publishing dream! Send it out!!! I love it.
Dec. 9th, 2011 09:59 pm (UTC)
What everyone else said. love love love. Send it out!
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